Friday Funny Acknowledgements

If you love our Friday Funnies as much as we do, see below for some of our sources of laughter:

 

Friday Funnies- Guinness World Record Day (8/11/2019)

  • Most canned drinks opened by a parrot in one minute– Zac the Macaw opened 35 cans in one minute in California, 2012. GoodHousekeeping.com
  • Largest collection of rubber ducks– Charlotte Lee (USA) has 5.631 different rubber ducks as of April 2011 GoodHousekeeping.com
  • Most Big Macs consumed in a Lifetime– US resident Donald A. Gorske consumed his 26,000th McDonald’s Big Mac on October 11, 2012- after 40 years of eating Big Macs on a daily basis. GoodHousekeeping.com
  • Largest Human Mattress Dominoes- 2,019 people, Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, 6 Aug 2019 GoodHouseKeeping.com
  • Largest whoppee cushion- 62 meters 2017, USA GuinnessWorldRecords.com
  • Most dice balanced on a cat’s paw- Bibi, a cat in Malaysia, managed to balance 9 dice on his paw. HuffingtonPost
  • Most skips by a dog and person in 1 minute on a single rope- Jessica and her human, Rachel, managed to skip rope 59 times together . HuffingtonPost
  • Oldest DJ- SumiRock, an 83 year old woman in Tokyo, still DJs at clubs at least once a month. . HuffingtonPost
  • Largest golf club- Denmark’s Karsten Maas largest ‘usable’ golf club is 14 feet 5 inches long. And it works too! The enormous club managed to drive a ball 542 feet, 10.6 inches. . HuffingtonPost
  • Most people eating breakfast in bed- this one isn’t too challenging. In East Shanghai, 388 people ate breakfast in bed. LOLWhat.com
  • Most shuttlecocks caught with chopsticks in one minute- 52 shuttlecocks were caught in 1 minute by Koji Kato and Aritaka Nishimura in Japan GuinnessWorldRecords.com
  • Most mustard drank from a tube in 30 seconds- 416g achieved by Andre Ortolf in Germany in 2015. Used three tubes of mustard in his attempt. today.com

 

Friday Funnies- Halloween Special (1/11/2019)

  • Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them. ScaryMommy.com
  • I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day. I knew it would come back to haunt me. readersdigest.com
  • What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed. inews.com
  • Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. ScaryMommy.com
  • What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder. distractify.com
  • Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms? They’re scared of flying off the handle. The Scotsman
  • What do you call a ghost on the ceiling? High spirited. TheSimpleParent.com
  • When is it bad luck to see a black cat? When you are a mouse. ScaryMommy.com
  • Why didn’t the monster eat the crazy person? He was allergic to nuts. ScaryMommy.com

 

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